kate the great
who could hate?
her witty jokes
her witty jokes
her coffee roasts
the way she chats
about boogers rats
puke and phlegm
all things gross. sick!
...ahem.
she's charming and smart
and can really fart
on the beach, in the store
open the window! open the door!
kate the great
why not love?
she sings little songs like a morning dove.
she's faithful and true
you'll rarely be blue
but if you are sad, ask her to dance
she'll cut ya a rug, you might wet your pants.
she's silly and real, creative and sweet
a better friend you may not meet.
oh. my. goodness. that's our girl! hillarious!
ReplyDeleteYou Suck! It's only on the beach, not in the store! (: I don't care if you erase it. I now know I'm loved. HA!
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